Sleeping pills, Schleeping pills.

I've been highly stressed out lately. This has led me to lie awake at night, constantly turning and finally falling asleep a good two hours before my alarm clock has to go off. I was getting sick and literally tired of this horrible sleeping schedule, so I went to the doctor.

Her answer was: Ambien.

Ambien is a well known and perhaps one of the strongest sleeping pills today. This little white pill works like a charm. Within 15 minutes I am most likely fast asleep and I wake up feeling refreshed and well rested.

So...last night I took an Ambien before heading to bed. Earlier, I went out and had a few glasses of wine but was ready to turn in early. I'm not sure if "waking up next to girls" is a side effect, but that's exactly what happened.

I took the Ambien. And in my "dreams" I kept dreaming I was texting this girl Amanda. Next thing I know--I wake up to start my day at 7 am. I reach for my cellphone to turn off my alarm but there's someone in my way. !!! Amanda is in my bed. Oh.My.God.

So...I don't know what happened. I don't think I want to know. Does it sound crazy that if I told you I was asleep the WHOLE time? Because I was. I was dead asleep.

This morning I got a text from Amanda saying, "Last night was fun. What are you doing tonight?"

Gulp. I don't know, sleeping?