Yup.

All of my friends call Lindsey "Straight Girl." SG for short.

Haha.

It used to bug me, but now I'm just used to it. Is that bad? It's really funny because if you saw Lindsey you would never think I would like her. We're really different. And she's different from any girl I've liked/dated. I definitely go for witty girls. But Lindsey isn't your typical "witty." She doesn't crack jokes here and there. She's has this way of saying things without knowing how incredibly adorable and funny she's being.

For example...

The other night I had to let her borrow my very old vacuum cleaner. This poor thing barely works. You definitely have to be patient with it. I warned Lindsey about it but I also already knew she would probably get annoyed.

So after a night of drinking she decides to try to use the vacuum. Because it's old and doesn't really work, of course she got frustrated. So she takes two lint cleaners and gets down on all fours and starts "linting" her carpet.

I really wanted to make fun of her but all I can do was smile. So adorable. She makes me smile. In other words...I'm fucked.

Wish me luck.