Out with the old, in with the older?

I recently just came out at work. Which was awkward considering about 4 guys from work asked me out. I would always make up excuses like, "I have other plans," or "I have to wash my hair." But I really wanted to say was "I like pussy." Haha, I could just imagine what their faces would've been like if I just said that out loud.

At my job we have random designers come in to try to "inspire" us. Last week was no different. The woman that showed up looked like a character from the L Word. She was wearing a sweater with her collared shirt sticking out, jeans tucked into her boots, and perhaps it was her haircut that gave it away--blonde and spiked, dying to yell out "DYKE!"

After she gave her little talk, I went back to my desk. A few minutes later I get a page from my boss telling me to return to the conference room. She tells me she has someone that wants to meet me.

It was the designer.

So...picture this. I get left ALONE in the CONFERENCE ROOM with a 38 YEAR OLD famous designer at WORK. As my boss leaves the room she gives me a little wink. Wow.

So designer chick asks me out. She says she's only in town for a couple of days and wants to "grab a drink." I say yes. I figure it's free drinks. Plus, she's kind of hot. And what the hell, I have nothing else to do.

We grab some drinks. As I'm getting more and more "buzzed" (I lie, I was actually wasted by now), she asks me to go to her hotel room to watch some TV. Again, I say yes. Only because I want to sober up, I swear!

Turns out 38 year old women are kind of cool. That's all I'll say about that.

I guess she got offered a teaching position at a local community college. She says she'll be here for at least 3 months. Teacher? Hmm...this is too easy.